CASS IS A BIG FAT PIG!!!!!

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Here are some of her actuall stats....

Name: Cass.
Employment: Food tester. (And i'm not joking)
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 400lbs
Hobbies: Telling on people to their parents, sitting home alone on friday nights, wishing she had a friend, FOOD (and lots and lots of it!!)


Go to our "Cass is so fat.." Jokes page here Or to see a picture of her fat parents go here.

Cass is so fat, she had her ears pierced by harpoon.

Cass is is so fat, she has to take off her pants to go into her pockets.

Cass is so fat, she went to the salad bar and pulled up a chair.

Cass is so fat, when she took her dress to the cleaner they said,"Sorry, but we don't do curtains.

Cass is so fat, whenever she turns around they throw a welcome-back party.

Cass is so fat, it takes her two trips to hall ass.

Cass is so fat, when she lies on the beach greenpeace trys to roll her back into the water.

Cass is so fat, when she wares a malcolm x shirt hellocopters try to come in for a landing.

Cass is so fat, her car doesn't need air bags because she is one.

Cass is so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

Cass is so fat, she puts her lipstick on with a paint roller.

Cass is so fat, the food between her teeth could feed a third world country.

Cass is so fat, her butt looks like 2 pigs fighting over a pack of Milk Duds.

Cass is so fat, when she goes to the beach shes the only one that gets a tan.

Cass is so fat, she uses the freeway for a slip 'n slide!

Cass is so fat, that she plays hopscotch like this: LA, Chicago, NY......

Cass is so fat, she wears 3 different size clothes, XXL, Jumbo, and oh my god it's coming towards us!

Cass is so fat, her legs is like cottage cheese - white & chunky.

Cass is so fat, when she woke up she rocked herself asleep trying to get up.

Cass is so fat, her bellybutton has an echo.